@Faw: There was no catalogue. When you asked for one she told you that you couldn't afford anything in the store, and called that statement the catalogue. Get it? It's a joke at Uberbob's expense.

@WR: The Canadian bits are just pieces of a toy Canadian that the bakernight sliced with his broadsword when we threw it at him.

I fought back the tears that were forming in my eyes and took one of the pins. They were all the same, so it didn't matter which one. Upon examining the pin, I saw that it featured a grinning Cheshire cat. On the back was a needle with which to pin it to fabric. Strangely, the needle seemed to fade out of existence as it reached the tip. I tried to touch it and pricked my finger. Apparently the tip was real, just invisible.
I then checked my inventory for money.

Inventory
To my dismay, we had none. "When was the last time anyone ate?" I asked.
"It was when the FooCanoe and I got ice cream before the battle with Unfooruman," Fooruman replied.
"I can't remember," Shuri said.
"All I can remember eatting is Noberries," said Fawriel. Araches and L33tz4n nodded.