@Ae: Radium has some fixation with Canadians and decided to put them in ToU as much as he could. When he told me what to do while I was DM, the only thing he told me about this town was that it had to have Canadians. I'm not sure if they're considered a race, but I do know Canadian's can't do magic. Also, when I called the pogo stick a piece of nostalgia I was referring to how the pogo stick has been an iconic toy for ages.

@UNKNOWNFILE: All the Canadians you've met in the game have been different. I only made one of them have the standard Canadian accent you hear in Cartoons and such, so I wouldn't say I'm adhering to any kind of stereotype as a blueprint for how Canadians behave. I'm a slightly better writer than that.

I looked closely at the enchanted glowing crystal orb of power. It emitted a strange magical aura unlike anything I had ever seen before. Surely it must have contained some great mystical properties that an adventurer such as myself could make good use of.
"What are the zombie deliveries for?" I asked the man behind the counter.
"They're for the Romero Challenge," he answered. "On the off chance that someone actually beats it, we have to restock the cyborg zombies that get pwned. Fortunately they come pretty cheap."
Since I had no ticket to play the game I decided we should be on our way. We went East past the confused Canadian, then North. We came to a crossroads leading West and East. To the East was what appeared to be a laundromat, and to the West was a giantic wall of fire, blazing with an intense heat that could melt the fillings right out of your teeth if you got too close.