I did a brief victory dance, then asked Araches, "What kind of bug?"
"How should I know?" she replied in her standard anti-Uberbobian tone.
I decided to investigate Grandma Conquista's clothes. They didn't seem particularly special until I read the tag on the collar.
Fruit of the Doom
Ladies Ultimate Evil Combat Suit
XXXXXXXXXXXXXL
Made from 100% Pure Evil
Resists goodness and morality
Safe to be worn around flaming battleaxes, fireballs, or Hellfishies
Not machine washable
There was no money in the pockets; for that matter, there were no pockets. I tried them on, but it was like wrapping a camping tent around myself.
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