Yay for WR getting the reference! =D
"Thank you for the money, semi-Canadian man! Now, be back later."
"Don't bother," he replied. "I'll likely kick ya in the shin if ya do, ey."
I frowned. "That's evil," I told him.
"I'm evil."
I left the now-evil former Irishman to have a talk with Araches. "Romantic issues?" I asked.
"Something like that," she said with shrug.
"Can I help?"
"Yeah, I really want to take relationship advice from YOU," she replied in a sarcastic tone. "Just look at YOUR girlfriend!"
She pointed to L33tz4n, who was plucking the petals from the compass rose I had given her. "He's loves me... n0t," she said sadly as she plucked the final petal and let it fall to the ground.
"Firstly, the voices never really sorted out who my girlfriend was," I pointed out. "And secondly, you DO know something about her, so base your decision off of that." Arached nodded. I then handed her the Cheshire Pendant and said, "This might come in handy." Araches seemed to have a stroke of inspiration, then took off running towards the landromat, pendant in hand.
I turned back to the Irish Canadian. "I'm such a good person," I said with a smile. "Anyway, who, what or where is Dennis?"
"Don't ya ever shut, there?" he replied angrily. It looked like the evil hormone therapy had finally kicked in, causing him to become another evil Canadian. I wasn't sure why he had to be evil and Canadian to work on the Isle of Darkness, but maybe I could still get some info out of him. "I'll give you the 44th page in exchange for more information on the island." He grunted and walked away, without so much as an obscene gesture.
"Let's go kill cyborg zombies now!" I suggested. My party and I, minus Araches, walked into the arcade and spoke with the manager. "We have monies!" I declared. "Let us play!"
"You have to buy a ticket at the gift shop," the Canadian arcade manager replied.
"That's awfully inconvienient."
"Isle of Darkness arcade regulations prohibit the sale of ammunition in an arcade," he explained. "You get shotgun ammo with the purchase of your ticket."
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