@Crimi: You're like that guy on Seinfeld who kept sneaking up behind Elaine at work and taking partial credit for everything she did. XD C'mon and play already! ;3

@Rad: You're distracting them from the task at hand! >O Take your amusing antics elsewhere, the War Tavern is no place for entertainment.

We backtracked all the way to the start of the maze. To the North was the other hall we had yet to explore, and to the East was the save point/mensroom. In the middle of the room was the same bloody mattress we had landed on shortly after taking up the challenge.
"West was a bust," Araches muttered. "And now we're left with an entire unexplored passage, and no more ammo. Great job, Uberbob. Pacman would be proud."
"You're not help1ng," L33tz4n pointed out. Araches' expression changed, reflecting a hint of shame.
"Uh... I'll shut up now," Araches said, with a nod to L33tz4n. "Sorry L33tz4n... Uberbob..."
Araches seemed to have a lot of respect for L33tz4n, but they were never that friendly with one another. I guess Araches was worried that she might scare off L33tz4n in the same way that she did Shuriken.
I went East, back into the bathroom. The floor was covered in the remnants of my ealier adventure.