"L33tz4n, summon the Mythslayer. He can probably help."
L33tz4n summoned a mighty Mythslayer from the depths of some horror novel somewhere. The otherworldly glow from his eyes bathed the hallway in a greenish light.
He began to recite some sort of pre-planned introduction. "When darkness consumes your soul, and redemption eludes your every-"
"Yeah, yeah," I interrupted. "We're going East. Lead the way."
He glared at me angrily, but eventually submitted to my authority. Bossing around large glowing men was fun.
We sidled down the hallway with our backs to the wall. I'm not sure how having our backs to the wall could have helped us avoid getting eatten by cyborg zombies, but it seemed like a good idea at the time. The Mythslayer led the way until we came to a bend in the corridor leading South. He turned around and asked, "Keep going?"
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