@UNKNOWNFILE: That hurt.  What'd I do?
"What do I have to do to get the glowing crystal orb of power?" I asked the Canadian counterguy, after fighting off the urge to beat him to death with my shotgun.
"It's just one of those awesome prizes that no one ever wins. It makes people keep playing over and over again."
I was going to point out how evil that was, but I already knew what he would say.
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