@Emperor: THEY PULLED THE GOD (-)ED LEVER
We passed through the second gate to the North. As we aimlessly wandered through the frigid cold to who-knows-where, Araches finally asked the question that was on everyone's mind.
"Where the hell are we going?" she asked suddenly.
"I think we're heading towards the North Pole," L33tz4n replied.
"Let's go to Santa's Workshop!" Uberbob suggested. Everyone fell silent once more.
We eventually came to another wall stretching to either side of the forest, only this one had a door in the middle which was clearly open. "Adventure awaits us!" Uberbob said as he started to enter.
"Shouldn't someone go back for the Archmage?" Shuriken asked. Everyone looked at me and stared. I sighed, then spent several hours walking back to the first gate by myself, then finally returned with Fooruman.
Outside the wall was a large sign, newer than the one we had seen on the Canadian border. It read: "Entrance to the Polar Dervish: BEWARE OF RABID HYENA ROBOTS!" I didn't like the looks of this. Uberbob, however, did, and boldly walked inside.
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