Hey UNKNOWNFILE, why don't you have a talk with Jeff, the peer-mediating rabid hyena robot! =D


"Hello UNKNOWNFILE! =D You know, we all feel violent, angry and murderous sometimes, but there's a time and a place for everything! You may feel like forking Dev in the head when he sends rabid robot monsters after you, but that's when you need to excercise restraint! Say it with me, now: restraint! Forking people in the head may make you feel good about yourself, but you're sacrificing the feelings of other people for your own satisfaction. That's not real happiness, that's called being a dumb (-)! Say it with me! Dumb (-)! Remember kids, when you fork Dev in the head, it makes me a sad rabid hyena robot!"

I examined my surroundings. There was a large gate to the North, with various runes on the front. Lying before the gate where four platforms engraved with similar runes. I was holding a notebook and a deck of Tarot cards. Uberbob was telling Chad the story of the Little Rabid Cyborg Zombie Who Could.