We need an Uberbob shirt that says, "Follow me to... ADVENTURE!" on the back. And Fooruman action figures with kung-foo action!

We travelled West through the hallway, and soon happened to come upon a rabid hyena robot. He was lounging in a lawn chair in a Speedo and sunglasses.
"Oh, hey," he said coolly as he noticed our approach. "I'm Jim."
"Hey, we use to know an ice hydra named Jim!" said Uberbob.
"Hey, yeah?" Jim replied. "Wicked. Hey, I'm going to brutally slaughter you all now."
Jim was good to his word.
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'How is poking the snow supposed to save?' I thought as I retracted my spear. The gateway to the North was open, Fooruman was alive and fooish, and my feet were cold. I wondered how anyone could wear a Speedo in weather like this, then wondered why I was wondering that in the first place.