@n00b: You came from the East this time.
Walking West, we came upon a rabid hyena robot gloomily typing away on a laptop. We watched silently, hoping he wouldn't notice us. As we carefully started to back away, he turned and snarled at us. Uberbob smiled and waved.
"Oh, I suppose you want to be my friend?" the hyena said dryly. "Sure, you think you do, but you don't know me. You don't know what a horrible person I am."
"I'm sure you're not so horrible," Uberbob said as the hyena tackled me and began devouring me, legs-first. "You're probably just misundersto-"
I didn't manage to catch the rest of what he said.
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"We ought to raise the pie," said Uberbob as he watched me poke the snow.
"What pie?" I asked.
"You know, the pie."
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