Pageclaim for Fur Affinity being back up! *high-fives someone*
I looked around. I was standing over a mound of snow with the words "save point" spelled out in yellow letters across its surface. I decided not to question the means by which they had been written, and moved on to looking at other stuff. A few feet away was the skeleton of a long-dead sorceress, still fully robed. Araches, for the first time ever, had claimed that taking off a female mage's clothes was a bad idea. To the North was an open gateway. Before the gateway were four platforms, each with a rune inscribed on its surface. To the South was the previous gateway we had activated earlier.
Realizing that there was no pie, metaphorical or otherwise, we all went North into the Polar Dervish maze. We traveled west twice from the entrance, and were immediately mauled to death by a rabid hyena robot.
Worst episode ever.
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"Forget about the pie," Uberbob said. "I'll raise it myself." I watched as Uberbob strained his tiny brain, trying to raise a pie which I could not perceive. He finally gave up and threw a snowball at Araches. She hurled a bolt of lightning back at him and caused the nose ring he had recently obtained to meld permanently to his nostrils. It looked painful.
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