We went West. The snow was so thick that I could barely see a thing, but here's what I heard: pap, pap, pap, "10101010101010101!" CLANK, FWAP, SHHHHREP, SPLURT, "AHHHHH!" CLANK, FWAP, SHHHHREP, SPLURT, "OH THE HUMANITY!" "1010101010101!" "FAWRIEL, THE PIE! RAISE... THE..." SPLAT!
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Uberbob waltzed over to me, looking very angry. He opened his mouth to speak, but before he could say a word I blurted out, "I raised the pie, darn it!"
"Oh," he said. "Nevermind."
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