You're all insane.
"Let's go D," I suggested. There was a long, awkward silence.
"What have you been smoking?" Fooruman asked, stroking his beard.
"I... just thought we could go Dennis," I explained. Suddenly, I too wondered what I had been smoking.
"Let's try!" said Uberbob. "Follow me to... DENNIS!" Uberbob spun in a circle, dropped on the ground, then leapt back to his feet and jumped up and down repeatedly. He didn't seem to be making much progress.
"I don't think Dennis is a cardinal direction," L33tz4n said. "If anything it would have to exist in a fourth dimension, or perhaps at an axis of some sort, like the point where all universal paths converge."
"Don't tease Uberbob," Shuri told L33tz4n. "You might give him hope of finding Dennis, and that would really suck for the rest of us."
"I wasn't teasing..." L33tz4n sighed, but the rest of us were already heading West. We arrived at a door leading North, while the hall continued Westward.
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