@Cooba: West and South leads to the Foyer. One more South is outside.
I slowly turned the doorknob and went East into the bedroom. No sooner had I walked in when I was met with a large flying pillow. It hit me in the face and fell to the ground.
"HA!" exclaimed Uberbob, sitting on a bed in the direction the pillow had come from. "You should have seen your face! It was like, 'Omigawd, it's a pillow!'"
"Yes, that was very clever, Uberbob," I said as I closed the door behind me. The bedroom was a long, rectangular chamber with four beds, and was lit by two candles set on a nightstand in the center. Uberbob had apparently claimed the first bed for his own. After glancing around I noticed that Fooruman was on the floor sleeping in his canoe. A single pillow propped up his head as he dreamed of whatever it is senile old men dream of.
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