Someone should volunteer to make a map of EVERYTHING. Seriously, it would be nice.

I took a deep breath and walked into the bathroom. L33tz4n stood facing away as I entered. I couldn't begin to imagine what she was thinking at that point in time.
"Uh... L33tz4n?" I said uneasily. "I know you and I have been through a lot together but... Uberbob loves you. Or at least he likes you. Or... he thinks you're smart... the point is-"
I immediately fell silent when she turned around and shot me a look of fury. My ears fell lower and I took a step back. "Don't even talk to me about him!" she exclaimed. "I'm so sick of the way he treats me! 'L33tz4n, what's this? L33tz4n, summon the Water Elemental to do stuff.' Of course that's when he actually remembers my name, otherwise I'm just 'that blue thing.' And he w4nts me to be his girlfriend!" She walked closer (and I backed away). "His girlfriend, Fawriel! Does he really think I w4nt that after the way he treats me?"
"Actually... I kinda thought you did want that," I replied nervously.
"Not the point!" she retorted.
"L33tz4n, why did you bring me here?" I finally ventured to ask. Her expression changed dramatically from rage to contentment
"Oh... I guess I just needed to let off some steam to somebody," she replied. "It's been a while since I've gotten away from Uberbob, you kn0w."
"So you brought me in here... to rant about Uberbob?"
She nodded. "I didn't think the others would understand. They're not as sensitive as you are Fawriel. I knew you would listen to me."
"...L33tz4n, are you on your peri-?" I was cut short by a loud cough coming from a nearby stall. L33tz4n and I both started.
"Did you hear that?" she asked. "Someone's in h3re."