"Uberbob, press one of the BBs against the painting."
Uberbob picked up what use to be Lance and shoved the whole carcass onto the painting. The glass got all greasy and gross.
"Access denied."
Electricity ran through Lance's corpse and fried him up nice and crispy.
"Hey, good idea!" said Uberbob. "I was getting hungry again."
"You're not eatting him," said Araches. "That's just too gross. Besides, we might be onto something if you two would stop being complete morons for one second."
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