I took one of the dead alien demon vampires down from its hook and snuck up behind Uberbob with it. I tapped him on the shoulder, and as soon as he turned around I shoved it in his face and made a sound that I assumed an alien demon vampire would make. Uberbob didn't seem particularly scared. "Do I know you?" he asked.
My brilliant plan having failed, I tried to cook the ADV. To my dismay, it had a hard exoskeleton that I couldn't crack open, so I just grabbed a hog from the freezer and tried my best to make bacon. I ended up with a large pile of badly burned hog parts, but I sprinkled them with nutmeg and they somehow tasted just fine. After we had eaten I told Fooruman to lick the metal inside the freezer.
"My good lady," he said, "it would be rude to lick metal I had not even sung to. Pardon me, if you will." He rowed over to the freezer and began singing some strange song I had never heard before. "It's a foo day, but it all feels old! It's a foo life, that's what I'm told!"
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