Compass directions? D= I'll ignore it just this once, only because I'm dying to get out of here.

We all got back in the elevator and rode it to the ground floor. We then went back into the kitchen and out the back door of the mansion.
We journeyed through the snow on foot for hours and hours. We didn't seem to be getting anywhere at all; everything looked the same: snow, snow, and more snow.
"I'm so freaking tired," Araches groaned. "How much farther is this North Pole, anyway?!"
Uberbob's eyes suddenly lit up as he pointed to something off in the distance. "BEHOLD!" he exclaimed as he pointed to a giant, candy-striped pole sticking out of the ground up ahead. "The North Pole! We finally made it!"
Uberbob took off running towards the pole, with the rest of us trying to keep up. As we approached, I noticed something else on the horizon: a lone figure standing beside the pole. He was of average height and build and had short blond hair, and he wore a pair of brown khaki pants, a white shirt and a light pink pullover vest. As we came closer it appeared he was smiling widely at us.
We all stopped running and stared at him for a while. We had never seen him before in our lives, but something about him still seemed inexplicably familiar. I wasn't sure if we should keep going or not.



And check out this awesome ToU minicomic I drew out of sheer boredom:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2.../tou_comic.jpg