No DoubleDJ, just... no. Way. No way are we dark elves.
Doubble Dutch, the above post doesn't exist because all of it is untrue. Delete it please and thankyou.

AND ZOMG! IS IT TRUE? SHAD'S DOING BRAINFART COMICS?!

Yes!
Here's the first in what's likely to be many more to come!

Comment plz kthx.