Yes, but here in the *real* world we use coffee, I'm sure in your mind you can drink stuff liek tea, and moonshine and stardust, but here things need to actually exist.

I have now done the hatter walk, with coffe [cold just in case] and yes, you do spill quite a bit.

I couldn't fit my pet rat into a teacup, he's too big.

I'm now dedicating the next week to doing any [physically possible] stupid thing from JJ2 people suggest.