Thread: Tsf: The Movie
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Violet CLM

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Oct 2, 2001, 05:56 PM
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Ooh, a movie. Movies require scripts, of course.... *Grins with an evil look*

Enter Lori into large room filled with crates of explosives. Rope swings back and forth overhead, indicating wind from a nearby window.
Lori: Brrr, it's spooky in here. Where's the lightswitch?
Lori searches around for a lightswitch, accidentally kicking over a crate.
Lori: Ahhhh!!! What was that?
Enter Mallet Brain with a flashlight.
Mallet Brain: Why, Lori. What in the worlds are you doing here? A little rabbit like you could get hurt in such a warehouse. And no one would ever know.....
Lori: (Scared) If I get hurt, it's going to be from your breath. Get some mouthwash, will you?
Mallet Brain: I don't like insults. Lunges at Lori, huge mallet swinging.
Lori, in slow motion, executes golden jump, sucessfully grabbing onto the above rope.
Mallet Brain: Come back here, bunny!
Lori: Oh, I'll come back. I presume you don't mind if a bullet comes first?
Bang
Lori jumps down, takes Mallet Brain's flashlight, and starts looking around the room
Lori: Well, it looks like I've found where Devan's keeping stuff. Time to tell my brothers, I suppose.



Hmmm, next script part, please.