Eeeevil Laughter
With his mighty army of Blabed's surrounding him, constantly whining,
"P'Doh! P'Doh! P'Doh!" Kovu charged torward the Tavern.
"And now, his victory at hand, Kovu shouted mightly to 'Charge!'" Kovu said, the Blabed's milling about him.
"........CHARGE!" Kovu was trampled by the horde of Blabed's as they approached the Tavern
~=Conveintly Inside the Tavern=~
He Who Doesn't Know What His Name Is And Is Really Insecure Because Of It But Doesn't Want Anyone To Know That had tied up the nonexistant Night Fire with a sauage link thingy, and commanderred the Bartenderness position.
"I'd like a Chicken Pot Pie." A cloak-ed figure told He Who Doesn't Know What His Name Is And Is Really Insecure Because Of It But Doesn't Want Anyone To Know That(HWDKWHNIAIRIBOIBDWATKT.)
"What do you think this is a...KFC?!" HWDKWHNIAIRIBOIBDWATKT said.
"Or is it?" Cloaked guy said that.
"Maybe So..."HWDKWHNIAIRIBOIBDWATKT blah blah.
"In that case I'll have a Cheese Ham Burger, Hold The Ham and the Cheese?" Cloakie man.
"So all you really want is a burger?!" HWDKWHNIAIRIBOIBDWATKT did that.
"I guess so." Mesa No Jar Jar Cloak.
"DO YOU THINK THIS IS A BAKERY?!" HWDKWHNIAIRIBOIBDWATKT.
"CHEF BOYARDE OWNS YOUR SOUL!" Mistah Cloak
"JIM! I"M A DOCTOR NOT A CAT, DANGIT!"
It was at that very moment that the horde of Blabeds and Kovu burst through the Tavern door.
"And! Now! It! Is! Time! TO! RULE! TEH! WOOOOOORLD!" Kovu shouted maniacilly.
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"And so it begins."
"If you go to Za'Ha'Dum, you will die."
"We are all Kosh."
-Kosh, Babylon 5
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