The battle begins...
"CHARGE!" screamed GenEX- he was talking to his batteries, because charging them took a long time.
Then, realising that the tavern was being attacked, he summoned his otherselves and attacked the thingswithaweirdnameIcannotremember head on.
Meanwhile, Spazatic, who wasn't there, added SpiffyJuice to the menu. Also, Kaz, who hasn't been mentioned in a long time, belched a huge belchy belch that destroyed part of the tavern wall. Fquist, who also wasn't there, fell in love with a tavern wall, and even though he tried to win its heart, he always said "It feels like talking to a wall!".
The battle raged on, stuff is good, all your base are belong to- oops.
Continue, please.
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But perhaps the most likely reason of all,
was that his bombs were simply two sizes too small
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