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Kovu aka Alec

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Kovu aka Alec is doing well so far

Nov 3, 2001, 02:15 PM
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Unclean...

"WE'RE IN GEN's BRAIN! UNCLEAN!" Kovu fell over onto the side of the greyish path lined with dead trees, clearly part of Gen's imagination.
"Snap out of it man!" Unknown picked Kovu up and slapped it.
"I--I'm good..."Kovu mumbled.
"So, this is great, we THOUGHT we were on a spiffy Jurassic Park thingy, and now we're in Gen's head!" Lancelot exclaimed, having appeared out of nowhere.
"Hear ye hear ye!" The Golden Knight guy trudged up, slightly behind the rest of them on the evil path.
"What is it?" Shigeru Miyamoto, who appeared because I wanted him to, asked.
"Erm, ah...where are we?" The Knight asked.
"We're in Gens head..." Ducky explained.
"Who's Gen?" The knight asked, again. Everyone paused a moment, then said,
"The wierd guy."
"Ah...we'll, erm, that's not good, we've got to get back to the set of Jurasic Park 2490230742073."
"Hm, ohwell, we'll get out of here at some point." Beauda added.
"But the movies buget is 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00 0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00 0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00 0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00 0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00 0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00 0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00 0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00 0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 KATRILLION BUCKS!" Suddenly, everyone's eyes became dollar signs.
"If we helped you get out of here...would we get any money?" Everyone asked.
"You'd each get erm...1,000,000,000,000 Katrillion Bucks if you helped me?" Teh golden knight said, feeling helpless.
And so, they set out on the path through Gen's dark and demonic thoughts....after about ten minutes, they came across a huge army of Roman soldiers.
"Hodie multa tua mortus!" One of them shouted.
"Uh oh, I think this comes from Gen's knowledge of Latin..."Unknownie said.
"Kovey, what's it say?" Ducky asked, knowing he knew the derilict language.
"Erm, the grammar is REALLY bad, but...'today, many of you,erm...oh, die, yea, today many of you die." Kovu said, then realized just WHAT he said.
"This is bad..."
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