Well, the thing is that your intentions might be nice and all, but there is nothing you can actually do, and there's nothing you are promising to be able to do with a group, except promoting the reporting of crashers or something, which everyone who cares should already be able to do on their own.
I advise for your own best that you stop trying to act like something you aren't, especially while you are trying to maintain that you can't be what you are trying to make yourself look like, an adult who takes responsibilites upon herself.