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Violet CLM

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Nov 6, 2001, 03:11 PM
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After the wavy flashback effect had subsided, and the ultra spiffy time machine had conviniently disappeared, everyone was back just before GenEX had used his plot wrec, errr, psychic powers to send the Golden Knight home and take all that money for no reason except to make everyone mad.

Hollywood!" Every cheered.
"...but how?"
"I'll tell you but how!" shouted GenEX, jumping onto a table and upsetting a drink onto SlaYer's head. "We'll use my awesome psychic powers that can do everything because I'm so perfect I'm even more perfect then chickens which are more perfect then Gizmo and considering how perfect Gizmo is you've gotta sa-" SlaYer yanked GenEX off of the table for pouring a drink on his head, and took the podium. Err, table.

"Dudes, Taverners, Whatchamacall'ems, lend me your ears! Not literally, of course, but give me a listen! Now the best way to take spots off a dress is a wall! Then we saw the cat wipe the spot off the dress. Now the dress was all clean, but the wall! What a mess!" Before SlaYer could turn the page to the next verse, unfortunately, Fquist banned him, causing an immediate retreat to the Rage of Evil messageboard, where bad content reigns overall.

The next to attempt to make a speech on how to return the Golden Knight to the set of Jurassic Park (something or other) was attempted by DDay.(who was there, as you may recall) "I shall attempt to return yonder Golden Knight to the place from whence he came! I shall need a little help, of course, for I have no thoughts of doing this task all alone. It is good I have someone to help me! Right here in my hat on the top of my head! It is good that I have him here with me today, he helps me a lot. This is Little DDay A." And then Little DDay A took the hat of HIS head. "It is good I have someone to help ME," he said. "This is Little DDay B. And I keep him about, and when I need help then I let him come out."

At this point in the proceedings, Kovu cleverly noticed the obvious influx of Cat in the Laundromat material, and went around to the back of the 'Tavern to investigate. Sure enough, the dead form of Mister Continuity was laying there, with a tall red and white striped hat on his head. Kovu, showing great presence of mind, quickly ate the hat. It was, after all, peppermint.

Inside the 'Tavern, everything reverted to abnormal, and Unknown Rabbit figured out exactly what Kovu had meant earlier. "Dudes, Dudettes, Ungenderized creature, (Claw) let us recreate the fabuous SPACE WAR TAVERN(™)! We shall steer the space craft to Hollywood, Earth, and there find a way to enter the future! Much easier if we're already in the right spot, you know, and there should be at least ONE working time machine in Hollywood. Besides, I've always wanted to visit earth. I have a cousin there named Little Bunny Fufu."

Admist the cheering for a wise thought, Beauman, knower of everything he knows, raised a valid point. "Errr, Unknown something, Little Bunny Fufu was turned into a GOOOO."

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And then they all started to reassemble the fabulous SPACE WAR TAVERN(™) for lack of anything better to do, not to mention the prospect of untold KATRILLIONs.