No, I've been here twice as long as you...
A noob, yes, but still an experienced one...

I once tried joining TEC, but then got bored of jj2 at that time and left for 2 years...
Had a game with the Carrot Clan, oh, the good ol' times...
It's too bad I'm not remembered, and these days jj2 is somewhat infested by people with inferior personalities and made up history...

Nevertheless, the game is meant for enjoyment, so I'd rather have you talking something sensible and not dismerching your ability to post, your highness