I'm going to vote for montreal.

-Fun city with a lot of stuff to do
-Even though it's in quebec, almost everyone speaks at least some english
-The old part of the city is really old!!!
-Best resteraunts in the country
-It's in canada so you americans can use your strong american dollar to potentially get things cheaper. That's assuming the american dollar will still be worth more than the canadian dollar next summer. Which it probably will!
-People who hate sunlight can spend most of their time underground and still get by ok because montreal was founded by moles who build an underground city before running out of space and expanding above ground
-Terrorist free for 36 years
-Is not in Ohio