That is the single funniest thing I've heard in this topic.

Drug use is so easy to hide it's almost farcical. I mean, dear lord my best [okay, third best] friend Josh has been an alcoholic and a canabis user for sixteen years and apart from family and a few friends, nobody knows. *No-one* found out about his meth addiction till it was almost too late.

You never know what pills Lori might be poppin. [And yes, there are drugs to make your eyes pink, anthocyanins they're called, but they're not very drug-like]