Originally Posted by Unknown Rabbit

Jazz: Gets a divorce with Eva, joins an intergalactic organization known as R.A.B.T. and flies around space on various missions, collecting stars and bananas. Is indoctrinated into the practice of wearing clothes.
Spaz: Never figures out the whole clothes thing, but becomes lazier and perhaps addicted to video games. Is occasionally helpful to Jazz but generally ceases to become a major world-saving force of the universe.
Lori: Disappears into oblivion, perhaps to return in an alternate reality as a character in Gene Catlow.