London - Englishmen + Dutches + rich.

We shouldn't be forgetting that... Like half of all European players are... poles! (u know Poland is that country in Africa let's do it in Nigeria!)
In other hand, Prague is good choice. Not far from Poland, not far from (east) Germany, when we'll lie, it's not so far from Netherlands too. Plus don't forget that everything is much cheaper in Czechia and it's cool boredom here. I mean everywhere can be boredom.

Or Italy! They have cool stuff!