[I]So this is the EPCMGGMS universe... I knew this ship still had a few bugs in it. I better update the map of the universe while I'm in the control room, and all the other machinery"[I]
Black Rabite had a knack for updating machinery. He installed what he called "Accelerator GX-25 Warp Drive" for a new means of movement in space(I'm not sure what else to call it, other than warp drive), A "Rambo Extermination Special N75" Gun Turret, gave all the ship's computers a MAJOR upgrade in hard drive space (765, 623, 555, 123, 688, 912 hundred thousand more terrabytes, which are equal to 1024 gigabytes apeice), a Pentium 739,675,490Ultra Processor, a billion dollar scanner, a Fl@$h Modem, a library containing every single book ever released to the public, an arcade consisting of 50,000 different coin-operated consoles(with 100% theft-proof locks), 20 huge-screen TVs, a dozen Jukeboxes, 7 discoballs, 100,000,000 rooms(each with a bed, bath, shower, jaccuzi, big screen TV, and burgalar alarm), a bigger new arena for Cannibal Feud with traps and such, and, of course, a new computerized map of the EPCMGGMS universe. And he had to do it all by HAND, ALL by himself, and NO psychic powers used at all. When he was done, he was proud of his work, because it only took him 5 days non-stop. He was about to relax when he remembered nobody else was piloting the ship. He hurried back but was too late. They were about to crash onto a planet. "Attention passengers, attention passengers. We are about to collide with a seriously hostile-looking planet. Please scream and run around in circles." Of course. everybody did so. Then Black Rabite decided to put the new shield around the Tavern so it wouldn't take any damage from the crash. He could care less about his life right now, because his prized work was at stake!