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Black Rabite was more of a peaceful type. He decided to speed out of reach of the rabid rabbit. Seizing the microphone, he made an announcement."I wish to tell you all that it is actually the Golden Knight's fault, for he was complaining about the ship needing updating. And another thing, I don't have arms OR legs, I have to bounce to move around, and I can't stand on/pick up objects with my ears for very long. And another thing, I can give everybody 1000x more money than a measly 2 million. But gold weighs a lot, so I think we may have to lighten the load..." He grinned and turned to the Golden Knight, who was panicking because all the taverners agreed with Rabite. Black sent the knight home, and gave everybody 20million dollarsworth of gold. And they discovered the tavern weighed less than before, even with all the money. Obviously, the knight weighed a few thousand tons without the armor itself, so maybe that was the reason the tavern fell so fast.

But Black Rabite was thinking deeply, and he realised what the planet was named."Taverners, I have another announcement to make. The planet is name Librarius, and the books don't like our video games. Here's the plan..."