I just had to use the recently posted character Dr. Conelius. His catchphrase, quick temper, and hidden revolver pretty much set themselves up for scenarios.

In which n00b does alot of thinking about whether someone is gay or not.

n00b awoke from what was probably a coma in a different police car. He knew it was different because it was red all over, like some one just finished a murderous killing spree or something. In the front were the cops who arrested him earlier. At his side was some science teacher type he presumed to be gay. Of course to n00b (who was rather ignorant of alternate lifestyles), anyone in a blue lab coat, green sweater, and brown pants was gay even if the person happened to be Ron Jeremy. This person was not Ron Jeremy however.

"Ah, I've seen you've awaken Nub." said the presumably homosexual science teacher type person next to him.

"n00b." the convict turned mob hunter corrected.

"Right, whatever, I'm Conelius, and I'm going to be giving you the tech you shall be using during this mission." continued the other rider. At this point n00b decided this person was gay judging by the name Conelius, which he was able to think up some quick euphemisms with the word "cone". He tuned out Conelius and continued to think up other euphemisms for the hell of it. His current acquaintance continued talking through this.

"... and thats how this thing is supposed to work. Did you get any of that?" concluded Conelius in a somewhat soothing tone.

"I'm sorry, wasn't paying attention, I was coming up with ways to call you gay." said n00b who continued, "Wait, what thing?"

Conelius then became suddenly filled with rage for no particular reason. He pulled out a revolver from inside his chest from what n00b could tell (and also prompted the thought "Dang he hid that well, he's probably not all that gay.") and pointed the gun at n00b's head.

"PAY ATTENTION, PLEASE" shouted Conelius which prompted a "Sure, just get that gun out of my face before you potentially screw this mission deal thing up for all of us" from n00b. Conelius began explaining a weed whacker he had fashioned into some quasi musket, with a laser blaster attached to it. "Although I wouldn't use the laser blaster at all, it drains the power of the thing too quickly and you won't be able to recharge it once you leave this car."

"Wait, if I can't use this laser thing why did you even install it in the first place?"

"Because it's cool. Now these," said Conelius as he handed n00b a bag, "these are crackers. Eat them if you ever get hungry. You think you can hold on to both of those things pretty well?"

"Yeah," began n00b, "but why are you asking?"

"Because we can't stop the car. Hope you like being flown at high velocities and fast speeds." and with that Conelius pushed n00b out of the cop car.

While in mid-air, n00b wondered how he never noticed the door opening, or his seatbelt unbuckling. Come to think of it, was his seat belt even buckled? It must have been, since it's supposed to be against the law otherwise. "Maybe you're off the hook if you're in a cop car to begin with." concluded n00b who then noticed, "Oh, I'm about to hit the ground. Prepare self for entry into a world of pain." With that, n00b hit the cement face first.