Faith Under Fire
Female Liberation, Liberty, and Octopi
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Current Authors: Velk, Tik, Trafton

CHAPTER ONE: Pft. Took Me A While To Get This.

It was a cold November night. Spaz Jackrabbit yawned abundantly and decided to go to sleep. Little did he know it, but while he was sleeping a radioactive worm crawled into his large intestine from the naughty end and laid eggs. When the eggs hatched fifteen seconds later, they bit into Spaz Jackrabbit's intestinal lining, instantly changing his DNA so that he was 99.9% invincible to all weapons and magic except those based in rice pudding.