The young rabbit was blessed with the power of the demi-gods and raised in the Celestial School of Carrotus. Somehow he managed to get nothing but A+ grades in every single class. Unbelievable.
The Supreme God of the Universe, was growing very fearful of this talented young god. Unknown to anybody but his followers, this god was a tyrant who wanted to keep his position as the highest ranking being in the entire universe, and sent would-be rulers on dangerous missions his henchgods came up with, all of them died before they earned immortality and were assigned to their jobs. The Great One was in deep concentration, a concentration so deep that his bad-mouthed wife had to dig him out of it with a steamshovel. Then he came out of thinking, he knew how he would deal with this child...
After a while, he got his first mission. The demi-gods were required to go on numerous missions to earn immortality. They also had to wait for a cataclysmic disaster. Here's what his said:
WE REQUEST YOUR ASSISTANCE WITH SOMETHING THAT THREATENS THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE AND EVEN THE GODS THEMSELVES. WE MIGHT HAVE DONE IT OURSELVES, BUT WE'RE STILL WATCHING THE 24-YEAR MARATHON OF "THE BEST OF THE EARTH'S SUPER BOWL FOOTBALL". I KNOW YOU HAVE EXTREME DISTATE WITH SPORTS, BUT WE'RE SURE YOU CAN HANDLE IT BETTER THAN ANY OF US. YOUR MISSION IS: TO CLOSE THE PORTAL LEADING OUT OF A CERTAIN CHILD'S IMAGINATION. THUS YOU MUST DEFEAT ALL HIS BIZZARE AND DANGEROUS THOUGHTS BEFORE YOU CAN FIND A WAY TO GET OUT. HERE IS WHOM YOU ARE LOOKING FOR: THE CHILD'S NAME IS XAVIER SMITH. NOW YOU MAY CHOOSE ONLY 1 SUPER ABILITY OF THOSE LISTED BELOW. GOOD LUCK.
"Well, I guess I better get ready." He said to nobody in particular.
Out of the huge list of powers, the demi-god was tempted with bad breath, a huge tickling feather, and a very lucky human's foot as his super abilities, but he chose Tyquando novice training. He hopped on his space jet and zoomed off to the portal, singing "We Are The Champions" the entire time.
Edit: God of Universe has had his name changed, and I won't reveal it. Yet...
Edit again: Modified so the story will make more sense.
__________________
But perhaps the most likely reason of all,
was that his bombs were simply two sizes too small
Last edited by GenEXMRT; Mar 9, 2002 at 06:36 AM.
|