Howdy there!

Love what you've done with the place

Yes, tis' I, Buster. I have returned from a long journey. Through much snow and ice, rain and fog, fire and brimstone, just to be with you.

Okay, so that's not quite how it happened...

But anyways, it'd be stupid to stay away forever, and I refuse to be stupid.

I absolutly refuse.

So, here I am.

~Buster

And there was much rejoicing, and as Buster looked up at the great croud which had gathered he suddenly realized...

"Umm, they're looking the other way..."