Chapter 3
Jazz and Spaz Jackrabbit were married on a Saturday morning. The reception was attended by their friends and family, and U.S. Senator Robert C. Byrd (D-W.Va.). But something was suspicious about this West Virginian. He was not what he seemed. He was something else. Something that he didn't seem to be, but was.

The minister spoke:

"If anyone here believes that this two should not be married, speak your peace," he said, his spittle flying like syphilis in a Guatemalan bordello.

Suddenly, in a flash, U.S. Senator Robert C. Byrd (D-W.Va.) ripped his old, scaly flesh from his body. His realistically rubbery mask removed, his true identity was revealed. In front of the wedding procession, right next to the bowl of red drink, stood none other than Dethman.