Quite simple, using DNA extracted from n00bs shirt (Don't ask how it got there.) Devan has cloned 2'007'439 Lori clones and equipped them with acid filled supersoakers. He plans to command this army to move out and invade Australia, which will be used as a base for their global attack against capitalism. (Devan has always been a socialist.)
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