(OK, I'LL write the flashback! Meanies! Meanies all!)
(Oh, and since this story seems to be in the Future I'll use the Present as the Future's Past. Get it? No?)
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I had been younger then, and a regular at the War Tavern. Nobody noticed me much as I had a talent for making me inconspicious. I had been reading online comics on my lap top and drinking a carrot on the rocks when a small tweety bird had zoomed at me, shrieking. "YOU! YOU TRIED TO EAT ME! YOU SHOT MY SAVIOR WITH RF MISSILES! YOU MUST DIE!" And stuff like that. Anyway, before I had time to lift my gun the bird had smashed into me. It fell senseless to the floor and I went flying out the door of the War Tavern. Before I blacked out from the hard surface my head hit I saw several people at the Tavern devouring the bird.
(The War Tavern had comedy back then)
(I mean in the Present, which is back then for the Future.)
(Hey, this is only a flashback, not time travel!)
I woke up to find myself still where I had landed, with a large bear standing above me, a RF missile launcher pointed at me. It spoke. "I am GuMmYBeAr! The guardian of Tweety! You shot me! YOU. MUST. DIE." I heard the click as saftey mode was turned off. This bear was going to roast me! Suddenly he fell unconscious on top of me, the first thing I said when I had gotten out from under him was "Who did that?" "I did." Said the most beutiful bunny I had ever seen. "I am Admael and YOU..." She moved her staff. "...are trouble." I found myself transported home, along with my lap top, my gun and my carrot on the rocks.
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Unknown Rabbit sighed. He was done with his flashback but he was still remembering how Admael had looked. He snapped out of it and looked at the "The Next chapter of the War tavern" story. Zombie Rabbits? Unknown Rabbit got out a telescope and focused it at the War Tavern. It was very long disance. He could see the zombie rabbits and strange, they looked like War Tavern regulars! Then he remembered! Going to the JMMB, he looked at the stories on page 15 on the War Tavern there. Yep, there it was, the unfinished "Other Tavern" story. Those clones were still on the loose!
(For those of you who don't remember or don't want to check "Other Tavern" was a story that had a duplicate of the War Tavern, inside it were the evil clones of War Tavern people like Evil Bluez, Hydro etc...
Like Unknown Rabbit saw, the clones never were defeated.)
(Sorry if I messed up everything)
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Read my "A musical story" in the War Tavern!
Eat Tweety!
Is there any fool who would challenge me to a motorized sqirrel race?
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