HEADLINE NEWS: CRAZY KIDS HACK INTO PRESS COMPUTERS

Recently, a group of young pranksters hacked into the Daily Rabbitnews printing devices and computers, allowing them to edit and change the newspapers we print i luv u tecno cottontail!!11!!! at their whim, a few even creating their own untrue articles and editing existing ones to confuse the populace. 1337 n00bzor Our staff is working dilligently to fix this probl YOU ARE STUPID AND IDIOTS LOL ROFL LMTO em.