"I AM CYBORG EXPERIMENT FIVE-FIFTY TWO" the something shouted in a very robotic voice.
It continued, "USING THIS MEATY SHELL OF A USELESS HUMAN I SHALL DECIMATE THE ENTIRE GALAXY!!"
The being now revealed to be Joshua Lightwalker's reanimated corpse let out a laugh that was meant to sound evil, but sounded more like Microsoft Sam repeating "Ha" ad naseum.
At this point the drunken lizard at woken up at the noise, and decided to confront the racket.
"Hey *hic* can yah turn it down? I'm tryin to sle-" he managed to make out before dozing of again.
"CERTAINLY WASTE HEAP! Is this a more suitable volume?" replied the cybionic corpse. The rabbit and his customers nodded in unison.
"Very Well" continued the robotic abomination, "I have already told you of my plans, and I felt this was a nice place to start. Bonsoir, Woodlanders!"
Right after he uttered a woefully out of date one-liner, a gigantic cannon ripped itself out of the torso region of what used to be Joshua Lightwalker's body. The cannon's innards began glowing signifying it was charging. Had Joshua Lightwalker not turned into a robotic slave, and had he been staring down the cannon, he'd have remembered from video games this meant a death beam was about to be fired, and he should probably double jump at the right moment. However, since he, or rather his body under control from an unknown force, was the one firing the cannon this information never crossed his mind.