*Shivers at the thought of Black Rabites*
ok, well... since GenEX seems to be gone for the moment (no offense meant to GenEX, it just seems that way), and i'm in an inspirational writing mood, and the thought of cannibal feud, i guess i'll submit a post to lay everything flat and normal again...
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BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ was sitting in thought, trying to decifer wat had happened amid the chaos, and realized that mostly everyone else was doing the same. Then, an idea sparked in his head, that he should relieve everyone of deep thought.
*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ then pulled out a conviently located remote out of his pocket, which he snatched from under the bar earlier, and pushed a bright blue button*

all of a sudden, the whole tavern went black, causing it to be silent, and the motion of the kilted rabbits stopped also.
then, a dim light lit on in the center of the tavern floor, where much smoke dispersed from the floor.
amid from the smoke, a figure could be seen...
Familar Voice: Ladies and gentlebunnies, lil'rabbits and other beings... I present to you... CANNIBAL FEUD: SPECIAL EDITION!!!
*Suddenly (everything must happen suddenly ), Spotlights of colors a many lit up on the cieling, and set explosions exploded around wat could now be made out as a cage (KISS Style), and then many strobe lights came on, and BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ strode out from the smoke, in a rather nice Blood Red Tuxedo*
BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: DO WE WANT CANNIBAL FEUD?!?!?
Crowd: YA!
BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: DO WE WANT BLOOD SPLATTERED ACROSS THE CAGE!?!?!?
Crowd: YA!
BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: DO WE WANT TO SEE ORGANS FLYING EVERYWHERE, SPRAYING OUT BODILLY FLUIDS, 'TILL THEY'RE CRUSHED AND CHEWED BY THE TEETH OF YOUR FELLOW RABBIT, AND THEN CRAPPED OUT IN TAE CAN?!?!!?
*Crowd went silent*
BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: er... YAAAAAAAAA!
Crowd: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: OK! Our first contestant shall be...
*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ pulled out a laser grappler, to avoid the hassle of calling a person up*
BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: Is...
*BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ shot it out into the audience, and grappled a rabbit*
BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: Unknown Rabbit!
*Unknown, a little bit bewildered, waved to the audience*
BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: And, your competitor, is...
*smoke then puffed out from the stage, and a spiked wheel appeared, which was drenched in blood-red paint, and was spun by BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ*
*The Wheel Spun Spun Spun, until landing on "Tiny"*
*Unknown wept a sweat from his brow in relief*
BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: Your opponent is... Tiny! Oi! Joey! Release Tiny!
*Then the ground started to shake, as a monstrous turtle stomped into the cage, with crimson eyes and sharp, unkempt teeth*
BæÅüMÃ(-)Ñ: Unknown, enter the cage now, and face your opponent!
*The crowd cheered rather loudly*
*Unknown entered the cage, and the cage was locked behind him, as he moved in as strobe lights flashed everywhere*
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Oi! Unknown! do your battle-scene since you should prolly do it since it's about you. If you don't do it in 3-4 days, i'll prolly do it for u.