Fooruman knew right away that the best solution would be to use his mighty Die-A-Lect spell. Without hesitating, he killed Black Ninja and cast the powerful Foo Spell. He could then understand the mysterious stranger.
"Why did you kill your ally?" It asked.
"So I could talk to you, duh!" Fooruman responded impatiently.
The creature looked outraged. "You could have just said you didn't understand me. Obviously I can speak English; I am right now!"
Fooruman had no response. He grabbed Black Ninja's body, stuffed it into his backpack, and walked past the creature. After passing the creature, Fooruman stopped walking. He turned around and decided to ask the creature the ultimate question: "How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"
The creature paused for a moment before responding. Finally, he answered. "The answer, as with all questions worth asking, is 'seventeen.'"
Fooruman nodded slowly and walked the rest of the way down the corridor. Once there, he walked through the door that was so conveniently placed at the end of the long hallway. Upon opening (and walking through) it, he found that he was in the basement floor of Unfooruman's castle. There was a huge treasure chest in one corner of the room, a staircase on the other side, and massive piles of gold in-between.

BLACK NINJA has died. As long as Fooruman keeps the body, there is a chance of him being revived.

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