Wow, that was a long hiatus on my part. Anyway, I shall ignore the most recent two posts because I feel like it!

After many careful seconds of contemplation, Fooruman responded. "Ok," he said, "You can join me if you can defeat me in an epic battle of rock-paper-scissors!"
Unfooruman shook his head. "I have no hands and therefore win by default."
Fooruman could not deny Unfooruman's amazing logic. He ordered Unfooruman to revive Black Ninja. Once that was over with, Unfooruman pointed out that it might be wise to get the heck out of there.

UNFOORUMAN has joined the party. See the first post in this topic to learn all about his unique abilities.

[insert clever way of asking what you'll do next here]