He is wearing oven mittens! If the Supreme Commander's personal aide got hurt by a hot muffin, the rest of the secret agents would NEVER let him live it down. (and since he is the only actual agent, he made sock puppets to replace them) And yeah, I know my handwriting sucks, but with computers nowadays all you need to know is how to type well, and by typing well, I mean bad internet slang kthx.