No not really. A lowend keyboard costs only 8-12 bucks, not that big of an investment, also having 2 minutes of quick entertainment is nowhere near the time taken by staring at a wall. Also my post was not "Lawlz u cahnt spall mahnz", I actually created a scene with characters such as Dwayne. That is more akin to a one man play than paint drying.

Since your problem is one thats easily solvable but you're not doing anything about it and your example is completely outlandish, and not only that but you felt obligated to also tell me this over IRC before making a public post about a little joke, I just have to say if you wanted attention it'd be easier if you just left the house.