Hey! This isn't dead yet! Give it a couple more weeks.

Fooruman looked around and immediately knew what he should do. He grabbed Unfooruman by the horns or tusks or whatever they are and threw him as far as possible down the left hall. There was a massive explosion, which conveniently opened up a path through which to escape the castle. As Unfooruman's miscellaneous body parts fell from the sky in the form of a fine red powder, Fooruman pondered what to do.

Fooruman pondered what to do.