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Dec 25, 2007, 05:06 PM
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Robobaby Feces, who considered changing his name to the more menacing CyberFrank Quistborg, decided to use the conversation at hand to escape. It would be a nice escape, quite clean and inconspicuous. In fact, noticing how long the conversation had been going, Robobaby decided to get himself a few drinks and also had set up a small time bomb. This bomb was also quite clean and inconspicuous. During this time, the rather lackluster villain decided to reflect a bit more and decided CyberFrank Quistborg was a rather dumb name if it intended to be menacing to anything more than a soapbox. R. Feces pondered a bit more and decided that Mech Sargent Max Fightmaster would be a much more rockin' name and decided that he would be called that from now on.

Max Fightmaster left the tavern quite triumphantly, a smirk on his hostbody's face. In about four or so minutes the talkative furry creatures he had just met will be dead. A prime victory in his galactic conquest, albeit a very, very minor one. Mech Sgt. Fightmaster needed to duplicate this victory on a grander scale. A planetary time bomb? No, that would be far too mundane the fifth time Max would have to pull that off. An explosion is only satisfying once, and this conquest had to be completed quickly lest the higher ups shut him down again. Or worse- give Max an even lamer host body. The Sargent had to admit though, the cannon was a rather nice touch. It was quite nice of the higher ups to give him that. "I should thank them later" he thought to himself before continuing to find a way to kill two birds with one stone.

Then he realized it. A delightful plan, quite the evil one at that, which would only take days to prepare. A galaxy wide timebomb. If Max could find a black hole, it could easily be suited for this tasked. The fiendish veelan used the also newly-installed rocket boots on his hostbody and flew off into the stratosphere, and beyond to the stars.

Quite unfortunately, this upstart villain's career didn't commence with as big as a bang as he had hoped. His ego had made him careless, and the timebomb was only set to "timer" mode, and therefore did not go off when the the clock hit zero. This was quite fortunate for the everyone in the tavern as they wouldn't have noticed it anyways.